YellowfangOkay, then.Yellowfang was a hippie medicine cat. A cat who never fights in battles and stashes... "herbs"... She had a raspy voice and yellow teeth.Her pelt is dark gray, and her eyes are orange. The color of a lit cigarette and its contents. Even worse, her apprentice was CINDERpelt.AND SHE DIED OF SMOKE. AHAAAAA.Yellowfang's Secret: ...she was an addict, and look how horrible your children can turn out if you take drugs at the same time!?
MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP-IT'S NOT DECEMBER YET COME ON NO THIS IS TOO EARLY PUT THAT TREE DOWNTHANKSGIVING IS IMPORTANT TOO AND WE NEED TO BE THANKFUL, WE-TOO EARLY I SAY, WINTER DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER MONTH COME ON-
What to say after a guy insults you[Read this slowly and with an accent for full effect~]"Alright, alright, I may be stupid, dumb, and just plain ignorant, but I know your secret!""Uh...""Yep! That's right! You can't fool me, no way, because I know that you're... actually... A DUDE! You can't hide behind them girlish features and excessive mascara forever!"...:iconteheplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz:EDIT: *cough* some have asked me what to say if it's a girl.You say this."Behind all that cologne and those thick, manly eyebrows LAYS A WOMAN!!!!111!!"
A Dramatic Analysis? [Tips on mood/feeling? :D]Alright, I was bored lately and decided to re-watch a bunch of my childhood movies.So I saw Bambi again, after like... 13 years. :iconmingplz:So usually I remember things from movies like that.BUT NO.13 years is too much lol.So, anyway. I did notice something about Bambi that seems to be 'lacking' in a lot of [if not all] films nowadays.Not entirely sure what it is. Maybe it was that I couldn't believe they made that movie like, 70 years ago and it still had the quality of movies today.But the backgrounds were incredible, they seem to be even more realistic [or just had a greater sense of fantasy] than the painted backgrounds of traditionally animated movies nowadays. The atmosphere was sort of like a dream, honestly, in the backgrounds. And the odd thing is... the colors used were darker. O_O Now, dark colors to not necessarily create one feeling! [I notice in sad pictures, people use dark colors and blues.] Here's a good example... start at around 1:20 https://www.youtube.com/
2012 Memestolen from l0zersSince the Start of 2012 I:[ ] Gotten a new piercing. Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship.[x] Been on a long car/bus journey.[x] Passed an exam.[x] Met someone who's now an important part of my life. Cried on someone's shoulder. Had a massive fight with a boy/girl[x] Received flowers. [from a fat, ugly creeper at school ono][x] Had a Valentine. [from a fat, ugly creeper at school ono][x] Written a letter using pen & paper. Gone to see a therapist[x] Been prescribed medication by a doctor.[x] Read a really good book.[x] Gone to the zoo. Spent too much money on unnecessary things.[ ] Traveled by train. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.[x] Spent the day out in the sun getting a tan [once, when i was bored at a camp xD] Slammed a door out of frustration. Had an anxiety attack.[ ] Babysat for a friend's child.[ ] Had a BBQ[x] Gone to the fair. [when school got out <333][x] Gone b
Great comics you should readi like reading them :I just going to put that out there.So, this journal is to show what I like to read, as well as a suggestion if you're just bored and want to read comics about fantasy, and animals and such. Oh, and apocalypses. Anyway, i've read a few things like:- "Off-White" by akreon and vesner- "Zonoya's Revenge" by shaloneSK [it's actually quite entertaining for a fanfiction... i usually don't read those but i find that one pretty well-done.]- "Black Blood Alliance" by KayFedewa- "Guardians" by akeli- "Over the Mountains and Far Away" by Skailla- "Jack the Black Shark" by zavraan [READ it. It's a complete comic with over 300 pages and beautiful artwork and a great story... more people need to read it. :I]- "Ink" by TamberElla- "Romantically Apocalyptic" by alexiuss [The most detailed comic I've come across, it's creative and I find myself laughing in nearly all of the pages... it's a hilarious read. xD]so... you guys p
I act like a 21 year oldEDIT: I stole this from IgorBird122 and he had "i'll be 20 in april" and i'm not 19 xD here's the journal http://blackbomberbird.deviantart.com/journal/I-act-like-a-20-year-old-340338277Stolen from someonePost this in your Journal with the title saying,"I act like a __ year-old". You know how to make a pot of coffee. [coffee, BLECH, BLECH][x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.[ ] You own a credit card.[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. [oil or gasoline? i know how to change gasoline... to change oil you have to go to like a car repair place and get an oil change...][x] You've done your own laundry.[ ] You can vote in an election.[x] You can cook for yourself.[ ] You think politics are interesting. [only when my fav candidate wins! <3]Total: 4[x] You show up for school work late a lot. [late? wouldn't that make you LESS mature? ;A; i'm checking that box anyway, that should make me more mature... because i'm always on time to school][x] You al
i've found my inner passionafter years and years of planning and working hard to figure out exactly what i will be doing my ENTIRE life working...i have finally, finally found my inner passion.i'm going to bethe garbage man.my soul radiates with a fiery love for garbage.no other sensation like dumping heaps of waste have i ever experienced beforei know it is my true destiny.
what a lovely day it isanyone want to share this lovely day with me?it is truly lovely.i feel so loved.and also quite lovely.*gives happiness and loveliness to all who read this lovely journal*
SoOoooOOmy tablet is 110% busted. I've done literally everything I can but it just won't work.//cryAlso. You know what's bullshit? When you get mad at people for using a popular artist's style. You don't have any right to do that, you don't own the way you draw cats. that's fucking stupid.Aaaannddddd I'll try to stream in an hour or two. Just, I probably won't be drawing. But if your down with chats with Rea and custom stories, feel free to come c: we'dlovetoseeyou
The Hobbit***no spoilers are in this journal***AKDJLSKDJSJDKSJKDJSKFFSDIT WAS AMAZINGgwah, i can't believe it's going to be extended to like, three parts. *-*aahhhhh the fantasy scenes were absolutely stunning!And the Hobbit Hole was so adorable i just wanna live in it sooooo bad help me plsahhhh this movie was AMAZINGi loved it. ;U;
big newswell, before i say anything else thank you for commissioning me and without you guys i never could have made it this far...riht now i am almost at my goal for saving for a trip to Germany where I'll be working with Word of Life [a christian organization] and staying there for a few weeks. i planned for saving for a few years but now, i am nearly there [i had planned for $4000 but i got details today about traveling there... it is MUCH less than i had ever thought]so, without your commissions i would have never made it... i want to sincerely thank you for commissioning me and for commenting and keeping me going! [even though i would have kept going if all i got was hate comments... you guys were the ones who gave me exposure to people, and pointed out the mistakes i have made]i am so excited. i cannot wait to see the world outside North America!
loljust a few funny pics im sorry XDhttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45101_10200143091083835_1085278750_n.jpghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/252210_10200133777571003_971122328_n.jpghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/73893_10200132494618930_1164573335_n.jpghttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556915_10200128740565081_982926108_n.jpghttps://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/27894_10200121840072573_721983218_n.jpg [not that funny but hey, this is an art website XD]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542843_10200100671023360_1021188439_n.jpghttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/522306_10151125143037096_634822915_n.jpghttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/63827_455341024513807_1032361267_n.png
I just realized.If time travel were ever possible, wouldn't we be seeing people in time machines coming from the future? o_Oor would they be so secretive about being here nobody really knows about it?or does the government know about it already, yet they're refusing to say anything to the public in order to pacify us?THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
hahahait's 12/21/12 in Australia and they're STILL ALIVE.
Helpful JournalI have featured these videos in the past, but I thought it would be good to do it again. Canine Videos Walk and Trot -->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqBcBsmMQVAWalking Up a Hill or Stairs --> [link]Sit to Stand--> [link]Run or Gallop--> [link]Stepping over Cavaletti Poles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8aOY2ydbAFeline Videos Cat from walk to Pacing http://www.you
the thing about public domain is...Just because art is in the public domain does not mean the artist loses their rights over it.Sojust a friendly reminder that just because art is in the public domain does not mean it loses copyright valueand no artists you do not need to pay to copyright your work it is an automatic thing.you only relinquish copyright if you state so yourself that people can use your work without permissionso unless you do thatthey are stealing.-just something you learned in college that I thought had relevance here-have a nice day :3
You know what annoys me? XDThe whole, "Why are you arguing? The characters are fake!"Now hear me out, why this annoys me is because myself and others don't argue over the fake characters, we argue for the REAL people who have been in these situations.There's a webcomic I read, in which the main characters are drugies, drug dealers, and just all together bad people. But you love them, because they're the main focuse. It's easy to love a mistfit, right?But in this comic one of the main guys impregnates his girlfriend, who isn't a horrible person, but she is a little bitchy. They were going to get an abortion, but she decides she can't do it. Any-hoo, the guy's mom kinda treats the chick like dirt, and in the comment section plenty of people leave comments like, "Well it serves her right for being a slut!" or "Well she shouldn't have forced him into this!"As if it's a one person effort to get pregnate.All because the fans deam her as a bitch.Now, the guy, he isn't a great guy.But people love him because he's
Real-life DenmarkHe exists. In my chemistry lecture. Thank goodness he's only in my chemistry lecture.You all know Denmark, right? The tall, loud-mouthed, to-the-point, arrogant, hot-headed, oblivious, and lovable Dane? Well, someone like that sits about five seats away from me every time I go to class. He has the same upright messy sandy blonde hair as Denmark, blue eyes, tall height, loud voice, and ideal facial structure like Denmark might if he was real. In short, his looks aren't bad, either. The problem? He's just like Denmark. Oh, is he ever. He doesn't shut up. At all. He has weird friends, but thinks he's friends with everyone. He always makes sure he's around a group of girls because he thinks he can understand them. He doesn't realize he's being too loud for the people around him to hear what the professor's trying to say. He thinks he knows everything, but he's usually about halfway each time. He works hard, but he brags more than his actions carry him through the day. He's s
Truth about Hinauchi, again lmfaoRite so we've all heard it the shit with Dally and what not, so I thought I'd tell my own story hurr hur, since everyone is taking a stand might as well to oops.Okay for a recap all the shit with Dally they had sex behind fen's back (Dally was lead to believe that she had concent as she asked her husbands permission and he said it was okay). Samm then chickened out said Dally raped her to Fen http://shibutt.tumblr.com/post/41633693436/more-you-ruined-everything-what-i-thought-you Fen's post on tumblr shows this clearly, again we do have logs of Samm saying it was all concented http://24.media.tumblr.com/933cad30e9032c7ebeefeb5d58063ae1/tumblr_mhb2f4kOjs1qgw5ulo1_1280.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/39c54c2883e8e82e1ec510c60d555fa3/tumblr_mhb2ffi9To1qgw5ulo1_1280.jpgSo what ya'll probably don't know.Did you know this isn't the first time she cheated? Or the second? But the third time, I know for a fact she cheated a while back on Collin with some other guy and that she was murry purry
N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Today, I shall take the liberty of telling you a story about the great importance of proper grammar. Even I make this mistake every now and then, but sometimes, I can't help it.In my senior high school year of English, my teacher shared a story with my class on this very important rule: N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Never ever end a sentence with a preposition.And, as he told the story to my classmates and me, I shall tell the story to you, my readers, alas with their names remaining anonymous. Commence.My English teacher had a professor from southern America who happened to own perhaps the largest collection of ???? Brown (?) works in the entire world. She had the honor of being invited to attend [something] in Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in America and perhaps in the world, too. There, she would be able to meet [So-and-so] who happened to be a very distinguished professor specializing in the analysis of the works of ??? Brown (?).(By the way, for those of you who h
Finally decided to go for itYesterday night, I finally urged my dad to check out Rise of the Guardians at our local movie rental box thingy. I was curious about what the hype with Jack Frost was during the holiday season so I decided to give the movie a chance. Dreamworks movies are known to be notorious for watered-down plots, character designs, and the latter of poor animations, yadda yadda yadda. Then again, a lot of animations have been pretty bad lately.And now, I present to you a play-by-play script of what happened during the movie--complete with a lack of visuals--because I don't have the time to draw a comic. If you haven't watched the movie, then you're free to stop reading to prevent spoilers.-----Dad: Remind me why I rented this again?Me: Because a while ago, there was this huge hype over the main character of this movie, Jack Frost. I dunno. It was kind of stupid. You know those kids.Mom: [Brother's name]! Are you going to come watch the movie with us?!Brother: Just start it witho
Yet again, I am a genious[6:52:00 PM] Rea: I told you guys that tigerclaw was origionally Hammerclaw, right?[6:52:04 PM] Kiki: berrynose is a cute name yeha[6:52:14 PM] Kiki: ha mmerclaw,[6:52:29 PM] Rea: Hammerclaw[6:52:38 PM] Rea: Cats don't know what a hammer is[6:52:41 PM] Rea: Do you even lift?[6:52:44 PM] seiko shinohara: bumblestripe is the cutest name[6:52:51 PM] Kiki: does pinestar make anyone else angry or is it just me[6:53:01 PM] Rea: Explain, please[6:53:19 PM] Kiki: what kind of leader leaves his clan to be a kittypet just because he's on his last life[6:53:30 PM] †☯ soft shota blue☯ †: hammerclaw more like[6:53:33 PM] Kiki: he's also tigerstar's father[6:53:35 PM] †☯ soft shota blue☯ †: IM GONNA WRECK IT[6:53:48 PM] Rea: BITE THE PILLOW IM GONNA WRECK IT[6:54:00 PM] ☆Bradley: REA[6:54:07 PM] Rea: And then we got Hawkbutt and Mothathiest[6:54:19 PM] Kiki: MOTHATHEIST[6:54:19 PM] Kiki: MOTH[6:54:22 PM] Kiki: GJKgjkgG[6:54:26 PM] seiko shinohara: omf
OH MY GOD... NinjaKato account was hacked!!! :CMy NinjaKato account was hacked... and some fucker deactivated it!It was NOT ME.Guys... I don't know what the hell happened.Oh wait... yes I do. Someone posted a "This was stolen from [link]" on my latest image -- http://ninjakato.deviantart.com/art/Some-days-you-just-don-t-want-to-wake-up-339562224 (the image has been stored but the link should suffice) and I clicked the link because it was a link to a DeviantART page... it sent me to the log in page... next thing I know... my account is deactivated... and it's saying I have the verify my email address as firstname.lastname@example.org (I don't remember the email address exactly).It seriously happened so fast there was no time to investigate further...The first account was a bait account (sending out the message of accusatory theft to get the person's attention) then the second [link] account is the actual phishing account.It pulls some switch-er-oo and next thing you know your account is deactivated and you're left having t
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Please read!Hey guys,we have a problem.You guys remember the 9000 contest? Remember the amazing AMV that won first place? Well that was made by an amazing acquantince of mine, Sobee, aka dreamybeanAnd guys, shes in trouble.She lives in a mentally and physically abusive house with her mentally and physically abusive family with no help, and she can't stay there. She needs our help to raise money so that she can move out.I know that Im going to have to make a journal asking for help like this, because im not old enough to move out yet, but I have a similar situation, and I can only hope that some one will help me when that time comes, but the time has come for her, Sobee needs us. Please, please help.Here is the journal fully explaining her situation: http://fav.me/d6jem6xPlease either spread the news, or commission or donate to her. She takes basically all forms of payment that can translate into cash.Thank you.
5 :30amI was up till 5 :30 am because of all these creepy pasta's rightI mean several things were coming to get me and I had to keep watch you know how it is.But morning came and my dad came home and I felt relief...until just now where everyone is leaving the house to go to my brother's football game leaving ours truly alone till 8:00pmWell...this should be fun ;w; the best part being I usually here things in the house when everyone else is out, if I go and sit downstairs...which I will be doing because the front door and a lovely set of kitchen knives are down there as well as the dog... but every time I hear shiz upstairs I eventually go and stupidly look because my stupid face cares about stupid cutesy animals in my bedroom...Oh boy XDParanoia what's that?
you can do it.you can improve, guys. ;_;believe me