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What to say after a guy insults you

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 26, 2012, 7:00 PM
[Read this slowly and with an accent for full effect~]

"Alright, alright, I may be stupid, dumb, and just plain ignorant, but I know your secret!"


"Yep! That's right! You can't fool me, no way, because I know that you're... actually... A DUDE! You can't hide behind them girlish features and excessive mascara forever!"



EDIT: *cough* some have asked me what to say if it's a girl.

You say this.

"Behind all that cologne and those thick, manly eyebrows LAYS A WOMAN!!!!111!!"

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iSpazzyKitty Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Invader-Kess Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
....... This... this is just plain genius. xDD
HoodedAndromeda Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xena5000 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bluejays-Strike Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist
that's great!!
DrAG0NBYTES Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
LAMO. I'm sooo using this! X3 I love sarcastic and witty comebacks! :icontrollfaceplz:
rainbowtail101 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Amongst telling someone off it poetry, I must try this :XD:

There was one time my best friend and I were in the bus line and these two pitiful YOLO-ers cut in front of us and I'm like, "Uh, excuse me, we were in line!" And they were like, "Oh, we're in a rush :iconderpplz:" and my friend was like, "Well, so are we!" And one of the guys is like, "It'll be quick!" and I said, "Not any quicker if I did it!" So one of the guys gets to the front of the line and gets a pass and I was really frickin' pissed at this point so I grabbed the other guy by the backpack (For once, not punching one of the guys :XD:) and throw him out of line. And he says, "Don't touch me!" And I was like, "Then don't cut me in line! :iconraegplz:" And so I get to the front of the line and by a pass and I hear the guy go, "bitch". And I just whirl around and go, "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!" And my best friend and I just walk away laughing.
It was wonderful.

MapleSyrupMonster Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PintoFire Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thats halarious. I want to try that some time XD
striper453 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i want to try that...
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