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What to say after a guy insults you

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 26, 2012, 7:00 PM
[Read this slowly and with an accent for full effect~]

"Alright, alright, I may be stupid, dumb, and just plain ignorant, but I know your secret!"

"Uh..."

"Yep! That's right! You can't fool me, no way, because I know that you're... actually... A DUDE! You can't hide behind them girlish features and excessive mascara forever!"

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EDIT: *cough* some have asked me what to say if it's a girl.

You say this.

"Behind all that cologne and those thick, manly eyebrows LAYS A WOMAN!!!!111!!"




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iSpazzyKitty May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl:
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Invader-Kess Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
....... This... this is just plain genius. xDD
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HoodedAndromeda Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL THT WUZ AWESOME.
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xena5000 Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL
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that's great!!
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DrAG0NBYTES Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
LAMO. I'm sooo using this! X3 I love sarcastic and witty comebacks! :icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconrainbowtail101:
Amongst telling someone off it poetry, I must try this :XD:

There was one time my best friend and I were in the bus line and these two pitiful YOLO-ers cut in front of us and I'm like, "Uh, excuse me, we were in line!" And they were like, "Oh, we're in a rush :iconderpplz:" and my friend was like, "Well, so are we!" And one of the guys is like, "It'll be quick!" and I said, "Not any quicker if I did it!" So one of the guys gets to the front of the line and gets a pass and I was really frickin' pissed at this point so I grabbed the other guy by the backpack (For once, not punching one of the guys :XD:) and throw him out of line. And he says, "Don't touch me!" And I was like, "Then don't cut me in line! :iconraegplz:" And so I get to the front of the line and by a pass and I hear the guy go, "bitch". And I just whirl around and go, "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!" And my best friend and I just walk away laughing.
It was wonderful.

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MapleSyrupMonster Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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PintoFire Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thats halarious. I want to try that some time XD
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striper453 Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i want to try that...
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