AHHHHH WHAT AM I WATCHING
IT'S SO AWFUL I'M LAUGHING
and as a shark supporter i must say sharks do not jump into your boat, leap out into the air ten feet, or land on the top of your car and rip open the metal on the roof just to get in and take a bite out of you.
and they will not survive if a tornado picks them up out of the streets [yes, there were sharks swimming out in the streets and on top of buildings for no reason] and whips them around in an endless vortex of oxygen, not water
and sharks usually die in fresh water, like the fresh water they all swam around in to get inland so far that they probably made it to vegas before the hurricane ended [yes, it was a hurricane. and it went so far STARTING FROM CALIFORNIA inland you couldn't drive away from it unless you lived in michigan or something, but it's okay because the tornado at the end stayed in the exact same spot the entire time anyway]
and if you are falling out of a helicopter because your foot slipped while lighting a bomb that was supposed to stop the tornado [i don't know what kind of imbeciles thought that would work anyway but it did] and suddenly a shark eats you in midair you will NOT survive, even when another guy with a chainsaw finds that SAME SHARK ten minutes later [unintentionally] and magically opens it up without hurting you and you come out just fine.
this is the stupidest movie ever but please see it if you want a good laugh
i honestly think this movie was meant to be a parody, it was so bad
oh but i think the best part was at the beginning, when there was a storm out with 10 foot waves in one shot, and then the next shot the beach is perfectly fine with clear weather, and then in the next shot there's huge waves again
and then everyone's running off of the beach, not because of the massive waves but because there's sharks
yup because sharks walk around and chase people on land