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August 4, 2013


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Journal Entry: Sun Aug 4, 2013, 1:24 PM


and as a shark supporter i must say sharks do not jump into your boat, leap out into the air ten feet, or land on the top of your car and rip open the metal on the roof just to get in and take a bite out of you.

and they will not survive if a tornado picks them up out of the streets [yes, there were sharks swimming out in the streets and on top of buildings for no reason] and whips them around in an endless vortex of oxygen, not water

and sharks usually die in fresh water, like the fresh water they all swam around in to get inland so far that they probably made it to vegas before the hurricane ended [yes, it was a hurricane. and it went so far STARTING FROM CALIFORNIA inland you couldn't drive away from it unless you lived in michigan or something, but it's okay because the tornado at the end stayed in the exact same spot the entire time anyway]

and if you are falling out of a helicopter because your foot slipped while lighting a bomb that was supposed to stop the tornado [i don't know what kind of imbeciles thought that would work anyway but it did] and suddenly a shark eats you in midair you will NOT survive, even when another guy with a chainsaw finds that SAME SHARK ten minutes later [unintentionally] and magically opens it up without hurting you and you come out just fine.

this is the stupidest movie ever but please see it if you want a good laugh

i honestly think this movie was meant to be a parody, it was so bad

oh but i think the best part was at the beginning, when there was a storm out with 10 foot waves in one shot, and then the next shot the beach is perfectly fine with clear weather, and then in the next shot there's huge waves again

and then everyone's running off of the beach, not because of the massive waves but because there's sharks

yup because sharks walk around and chase people on land

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Quirky-Gryphon Featured By Owner Edited 5 days ago  Student General Artist
I watched Sharknado 2
Didn't made it 15 minutes
thunderpaw4417 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  New member Student General Artist
beacause sharks
Toonwatcher Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
No, it wasn't intended to be a parody. I think they were playing this one straight. I should also note that even if by some miracle sharks could survive being lifted out of the water and thrown around by gale force winds they'd be just as scared as everyone else involved. Seriously, why did the internet go crazy for this movie?
Libertades Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This was my exact same reaction, omg I almost cried of laughter.
gonzo22 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
i wonder how the sharks are breathing out of water,
fuzzywolf140 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ikr, when i saw that movie trailer i was like was "WHAT  THE HECK AM I LOOKING AT,this movie looks ridiculous i aint gonna watch it" i mean just look at it how the heck do shark survive on that turnado,sharks dont jump into your boat and leap out into the air ten feet.(sorry if this comment is wired,sorry^^;)
TheAntoninusPius Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
Not mention hitting billboard signs like they are made of steel and breaking them apart!
fuzzywolf140 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I KNOW RIGHT! D: Thats, was one of the stupidest part of the movie >:c
WarDrumsOfTime Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Awghad really I think the same people made SHARKTOPUS. Awwww that was a good one haha just as horribly 'violent'.
TerrylovesBoobs Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
YOU LIES! *runs to hide from flying sharks*
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