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SHARKNADO

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 4, 2013, 1:24 PM
AHHHHH WHAT AM I WATCHING

IT'S SO AWFUL I'M LAUGHING

and as a shark supporter i must say sharks do not jump into your boat, leap out into the air ten feet, or land on the top of your car and rip open the metal on the roof just to get in and take a bite out of you.

and they will not survive if a tornado picks them up out of the streets [yes, there were sharks swimming out in the streets and on top of buildings for no reason] and whips them around in an endless vortex of oxygen, not water

and sharks usually die in fresh water, like the fresh water they all swam around in to get inland so far that they probably made it to vegas before the hurricane ended [yes, it was a hurricane. and it went so far STARTING FROM CALIFORNIA inland you couldn't drive away from it unless you lived in michigan or something, but it's okay because the tornado at the end stayed in the exact same spot the entire time anyway]

and if you are falling out of a helicopter because your foot slipped while lighting a bomb that was supposed to stop the tornado [i don't know what kind of imbeciles thought that would work anyway but it did] and suddenly a shark eats you in midair you will NOT survive, even when another guy with a chainsaw finds that SAME SHARK ten minutes later [unintentionally] and magically opens it up without hurting you and you come out just fine.

this is the stupidest movie ever but please see it if you want a good laugh

i honestly think this movie was meant to be a parody, it was so bad

oh but i think the best part was at the beginning, when there was a storm out with 10 foot waves in one shot, and then the next shot the beach is perfectly fine with clear weather, and then in the next shot there's huge waves again

and then everyone's running off of the beach, not because of the massive waves but because there's sharks

yup because sharks walk around and chase people on land






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Libertades Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This was my exact same reaction, omg I almost cried of laughter.
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:icongonzo22:
i wonder how the sharks are breathing out of water,
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fuzzywolf140 Aug 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ikr, when i saw that movie trailer i was like was "WHAT  THE HECK AM I LOOKING AT,this movie looks ridiculous i aint gonna watch it" i mean just look at it how the heck do shark survive on that turnado,sharks dont jump into your boat and leap out into the air ten feet.(sorry if this comment is wired,sorry^^;)
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:icontheantoninuspius:
Not mention hitting billboard signs like they are made of steel and breaking them apart!
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fuzzywolf140 Nov 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I KNOW RIGHT! D: Thats, was one of the stupidest part of the movie >:c
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:iconwardrumsoftime:
Awghad really I think the same people made SHARKTOPUS. Awwww that was a good one haha just as horribly 'violent'.
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:iconterrylovesboobs:
YOU LIES! *runs to hide from flying sharks*
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Blairaptor Aug 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
See this is how I feel watching bad dinosaur/mesozoic movies and junk like that... mainly JP3 and anything with pterodactyls picking people up off the ground... because a forty-pound animal with no teeth and toes that all point the same direction can totally snatch up and carry away a 120+ pound struggling human.
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ponie08 Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
People say it broke twitter,
Look up #sharknado and see what comes up
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:iconthedeadlymillipede:
Dude, the name sounds like something you'd hear in a cartoon where the character is watching something awesome on TV and it's a parody XD

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