Lime: "My lovely wife."
Pandora: "My dead daughter... she never listened to me, and she didn't care about what's good for her. If only she realized how wrong she was, and how much it hurt me."
Winter: "My unborn daughter, no idea how I know her name and gender yet, I haven't even named her."
Zinc: "He was my grandson, and I took over caring for him since both his parents died. *coughimresponsibleforthatcough* Then Lime murdered him. Sad, sad day."
Joker: "My oldest friend here, I believe. He has random psychotic moments, but other than that, there's nothing wrong with him I can see. He supports my causes and I support his."
Ethan: "My ex-daughter's filthy husband..."
Seth: "I won't even go there, stole Lime from my clutches, but after I was through with him it never happened again."
Kralos: "Egypt-man's growin' me organs!"
Chell: "The only one I can talk to other than Joker or Lime, she hangs around a lot of the time and Lime likes to talk with her, too."
Kronoxis: "The god of insanity itself. Took my wife, friends, kids and I and imprisoned us."
Jack: "Graciously donated organs to the medical wing, nobody else other than myself and Lime have ever donated, or are willing to donate. I live on a ship full of selfish lunatics."
Marcus: "Put a love spell on my wife to get her. :I I split apart every bone in his body."
Core: "Sat there while Joker's daughter was torn apart, and bled to death, sat there when my own baby daughter was taken and squeezed in between a grip of needles... Cheered them on, even!"
Rex: "Murdered my wife, but through prior research I just shot electricity through her and she was alright..."
Rustix: "Lime died a second time before I fetched her when I ventured into the land of the dead and brought her back. Rustix snapped a picture of her right before falling into a pit of lava and tormented me with it, written, 'THE SHE-BEAST IS DEAD'. She loved the fact that Lime died and I cannot ever forgive her for such a thing."
Darius: "Won't stop hitting on my wife, little brat's at least 100 earth-years younger than me!"
Dren: "Strangely loyal, she knows I'm her dictator but still... shouldn't treat me any different than everyone else. Not that I'm treated so kindly on this ship..."
Violet: "Don't know what her problem is."
Elayna: "I'M MARRIEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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